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Sally J's avatar

Wow, I am so used to talking to idiotic liberals and progressives that it took a while to even realize you were being sarcastic.

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Janine Jaede's avatar

#metro haha 😄

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Daniel Howard James's avatar

This is beyond dark sarcasm; it's Swiftian.

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Benjamin Morse's avatar

🙏

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Alan, aka DudeInMinnetonka's avatar

Full grin mode

Genius gibberish generalizations

Any of these paragraphs could be rebuttals in comment sections to discombobulate them further

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Jeff McHale's avatar

Wow. I had to come to the comments to see if this was serious. That's how mad online 'discourse' has gotten. I need to touch some grass. Thanks for the brain rot, it was masterful.

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Benjamin Morse's avatar

Thank you 🙏

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Alta Ifland's avatar

You, really, are one of the best satirists I know--you master perfectly the art of parody. So well that I am sure most people would take your writing literally. The bizarre language these insane ideologues have created... How do you manage to get into their heads like this?

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Benjamin Morse's avatar

Thank you so very much. People do continue to think I’m being serious. How do I get into their heads? Like so many others I believed in a lot of it until I broke down trying to rationalise everything that went along with BLM. So I am somewhat critiquing my own tribe, even though it’s now my former tribe.

And sometimes I just make up the craziest justification and it fits their lack of logic.

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Alta Ifland's avatar

Yes, I suppose you understand their logic so well precisely because you were part of the tribe once.

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Lulu's avatar

I always find its my confusion (lack of being informed or educated?)as to whether you are being serious or not, that draws me into reading the whole thing.

So much good stuff I want to quote. Brightened my day.

Keep writing & i’ll keep sharing & supporting. 🙏

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Thomas P. Balazs's avatar

Master fully done

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Just plain Rivka's avatar

So funny

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Just plain Rivka's avatar

The title.. 🤣

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Benjamin Morse's avatar

😜

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Roland Clee's avatar

I hate to admit, it took me a minute. You're fluent. Great job.

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Benjamin Morse's avatar

Thank you so much

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Alice Stone's avatar

Beautiful. Sadly, this is probably just preaching to the choir. But by all means, preach away.

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Benjamin Morse's avatar

Thank you 🙏

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Michael McQuate's avatar

I’ll bet someone has written something eerily similar to this that we’re only going to find out when the police are forced to release their manifesto.

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Brigid LaSage's avatar

You can add Utah now. "In both the Minneapolis and the Charlotte case, the motive remains a mystery." No pattern! Nothing to see here! MAGA MAGA MAGA!

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Blue Kay's avatar

Is she being sarcastic? That’s a relief. Anyone who talks about killing a person as “unaliving” them reflects a society descending into true madness.

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Catherine Simpson's avatar

“Unaliving” and freeing “public transportation from systemic whiteness” 🤣 DeCarlos DeJuan truly is a life-removal enthusiast and we have descended into madness.

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